Ebert’s review of Vince Gallo’s “The Brown Bunny”:
I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny.
When the movie’s director responded by mocking Ebert’s weight, Ebert said, “It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny.”
Courtesy of Stacy Conradt at Mental Floss. She has some other choice Ebert quotes worth checking out.